Otabots roll out

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

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bookshelfbelle:

"Control yourself," whispers the conscience.

"Stop," whispers the wallet.

"Shut up, we’re in a bookstore," whispers the heart.

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omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

(Source: auntiewitch, via naturalblueaoba)

Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years.

(Source: hernance, via frogadier)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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freemyedgar:

"Come home safe, Gavvy. We miss you."

freemyedgar:

"Come home safe, Gavvy. We miss you."

(via doubleohmogar)

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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awwww-cute:

While travelling across Europe, a Romanian host of mine had a cat too beautiful not to share. This is Teemo

awwww-cute:

While travelling across Europe, a Romanian host of mine had a cat too beautiful not to share. This is Teemo

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gsdpup:

my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

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