Otabots roll out

izzybellgee:

sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

seems like a pretty solid name to me

(Source: creeplypd, via redemptionwontgrowstale)

uniquepain:

john-freeman-saver-of-humens:

hayleywilliems:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Midle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

For future reference. :)

(Source: cleocliche, via mikasa-blackerman)

cutiebatty:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

she stabbed and almost killed him because of a quarrel they had and tried to say that several intruders had broken in and attacked him
fuck you. fuck all of you that think domestic abuse is funny or acceptable for any reason. If it had been the other way around you would be shitting yourselves in anger over it. fuck youuuuuu 

cutiebatty:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

she stabbed and almost killed him because of a quarrel they had and tried to say that several intruders had broken in and attacked him

fuck you. fuck all of you that think domestic abuse is funny or acceptable for any reason. If it had been the other way around you would be shitting yourselves in anger over it. fuck youuuuuu 

(Source: redsuspenders, via thebrightsakura)

asmartkid:

Why we should use SAGA (Sexuality And Gender Acceptance) as the new term for the LGBT community:
It’s easy to say
It includes everyone without having 3 billion letters in the acronym
Saga means “a long story of heroic achievement” which is an excellent way to describe the movement
It sounds hella cool

asmartkid:

Why we should use SAGA (Sexuality And Gender Acceptance) as the new term for the LGBT community:

  • It’s easy to say
  • It includes everyone without having 3 billion letters in the acronym
  • Saga means “a long story of heroic achievement” which is an excellent way to describe the movement
  • It sounds hella cool

(via sswissfuckingcheese)

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

(via nebranska)

A summary of how the world sees the members of fox news

A summary of how the world sees the members of fox news

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via sswissfuckingcheese)

micro-manager:

my mood’s about to be -17 if this elevator doesn’t fucking close

micro-manager:

my mood’s about to be -17 if this elevator doesn’t fucking close

(via maxie-frecklemuffin)

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

(via sunflowersandtattoos)

nethaca:

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

(via sunflowersandtattoos)

raptor-rider:

ayla-kurone:

nanibgal:

piezeth:

angryteenagebear:

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO

YOU SAID IT, NINTENBRO

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA MAKE PUNS PLEASE NINTENDONT

IM SORRY WE DID NOT NINTEND TO MAKE YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT

(via nebranska)